July 2011
I hate when I'm listening to music and I forget...
mysassypants:
I’m just jamming out like:
Then I see something I wanna reblog:
But once I reblog it the music stops and I’m just like:
June 2011
When YouTube allows you to skip the ad
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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me in the supermarket...
nobodysperfect-xo:
When I was 5,
When I was 10,
Today,
psh, nigga please.. i wear heels bigger than your...
vanaleetran:
SO, I wear Jordans cleaner then your pussy
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.
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When old people have good comebacks.
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
Reblog if you care.
Always.
If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.
My future graduation speech:
gtfonhu:
LOL YES.
After I finish talking to the person I like.
lilranny:
Asian Categorization
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops) Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers. Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers. Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers